Gender Dick Sho Narry

[Christopher 1,393]

GENDER DICTIONARY
 
 

    1. Wants & needs (wontz and nedz) n.

    female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological

    longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship.
 

    male: Food,sex and beer.
 

    2. Communication (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

    female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
 

    male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend
 

    with the guys.
 

    3. Butt (but) n.

    female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes
 

    "look bigger."
 

    male: The organ used for mooning and holding a tool belt on.
 

    4. Commitment (ko-mit-ment) n.

    female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
 

    male:  Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend
 

    5. Entertainment (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

    female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
 

    male: Anything with one ball, two folds, or three stooges.
 

    6. Flatulence (flach-u-lens) n.

    female: An embarrassing byproduct of digestion.
 

    male: An endless source of enterainment, self-expression and male

    bonding.
 

    7. Glass ceiling (glas see-ling) n.

    female: The invisible barrier that stops women from rising to the

    upper levels in business.
 

    male: What would really be great at work

    since that hot babe took over the office one flight up.
 

    8. Lesbian (lez-bi-an) n.

    female: A woman who makes love to other women.
 

    male: A woman who has sex with other women so men can watch and get

    really turned on.
 

    9. Making love (may-king luv) n.

    female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
 

    male: What men have to call "boinking" to get women to boink.
 

    10. Remote control (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

    female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
 

    male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 1/2

    minutes.
 

    11. Taste (tayst) v.

    female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking, to

    make sure it's good.
 

    male: Something you must do to anything you

    think has gone bad, prior to tossing it out.
 

    12. Thingie (thing-ee) n.

    female: Any part under a car's hood.?? ; (
 

    male: The strapfastener on a woman's bra.
 

    13. Vulnerable (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

    female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
 

    male: Playing ball without a cup.