Interesting Facts

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Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill.  Check 3 friends.  If

 they're OK, you're it.

 

 Sex is not the answer.  Sex is the question.  "Yes" is the answer.

 

 Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

 

 A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

 

 It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

 

 Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.

 

 If you are given on open-book exam, you will forget your book.

 COROLLARY:  If you are given a take-home test, you will forget where you

 live.

 

 The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody

 appreciates how difficult it was.

 

 It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to

 others.

 

 Paul's Law:

 You can't fall off the floor.

 

 The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average

 man can see better than he can think.

 

 Paranoids are people, too;  they have their own problems.  It's easy to

 criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid, too.

 

 A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you feel happy

 to be on your way.

 

 Clothes make the man.  Naked people have little or no influence on society.

 

 Faith is the quality that enables you to eat blackberry jam at a picnic

 without checking to see if the seeds move.

 

 Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors in the mail. 

 Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the boss is reading

 it.

 

 Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left

 them to where you can't find them.

 

 Law of Probability Dispersal:  Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be

 evenly distributed.

 

 Canada Bill Jones' Motto:  It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their

 money.

 Supplement:  A .44 Magnum beats 4 aces.